Lookin for mischief! I want the kind of night you read about, like the one's you find on the top shelf!
Blowjob irony: even thou you got us on our knees, we've still got you by the balls!
You win some. You loose some. And if your lucky, you get some!
Not lookin for Mr Right....just Mr Right Now!
Don't hit me up unless you are seriously single. Not interested...
NSA, FWB, ACA, NWA, JLS, WTF ? ... Anyway ..... Relationship ? Nah ....... Married men ....... Deffo No !! ..... Maybe a regular someone for a laugh, few drinks, chill, kick back and see what happens ........... No jumping into bed for this spring chicken, a spark, that buzz, sense of humour would be perfect. It's not just about sex for me so trundle off if that's all you...
looking for an older man 40+ for sexy times ;) Im not however; into being licked..im not an ice cream, and really hate my pussy being licked or sucked.
Very fun 1oving tacti1e 1ass, confident in my own skin with a very naughty sense of humour, who 1oves a bit of banter whi1st knowing where to draw the 1ine.
1ooking for a simu1ar guy who does'nt mind having the mickey taken out of him but who can dish it back with the best. of them .
im not just after a quick hows your father, getting to know someone...
Very Important Message - I'm not here to meet ANYONE!! My sole reason for being here is to write entertaining diary entries and, judging from the very positive feedback I have received, many of you are enjoying them immensely. However, although I'm not here to meet anyone (second time I've said that), I still enjoy flirtatious banter with handsome witty men (not boys). Pictures of c*cks have their place, so...
Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
My names Amanda, im 60, and looking for a long term relationship, still very sexy, but have to get to know partner first before any naughtiness, comforts important , lifes short and precious. Im of curvacious build so if your looking for olive oil , please pass me by , more like dawn french , perhaphs a bit smaller .X I really would like to .meet someone to share my...
I'm looking to date and not a fling! I'm just after one man who can satisfy me mentally, emotionally and physically but who can be monogamous Am I after too much? I am going through a divorce and have always been faithful and loyal. I've been let down time after time, and been treated badly emotionally so I'm looking to date for a while, until I'm comfortable enough to go...
Looking for someone local for regular discreet meets.
I am a bi female looking for fun, so if ur
1 a bi female looking for a night in
OR
2 u are a guy with a 10"+ cock n u think u can perform well please call
PLEASE DON'T CONTACT ME UNLESS U HAVE A 12" PLUS COCK N U CAN PROVE IT BY WAY OFF A PHOTO
Or
UR A BI FEMALE LOOKING 4 FUN
Thanks
All...
Apparently I have to tell you what I want here, so I want a pony please...but it has to be pink, I want a pink pony. I should be more charitable and say I want world peace but after I've got my pony I will. Part-time fetish model, bit colourful, intelligent, ummmm, stuff...
Juliet seeks Romeo... *Oh wait, that's not quite right. Ummm...* Fucked up little deviant princess seeks her equally fucked up deviant Prince Charming. *Ok, that's capturing the moment more appropriately.* So.... Likes walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, cosy nights cuddling up in front of a movie. *Well, yes to all of those but that's not really enough now is it. So, let's think...* Likes dungeons, fetish clubs, over the...
Hello there Let's start with something completely trivial......I don't like txt spk unless it is in a txt!! Our language is such a wonderful expressive thing that it seems a crime to deface it with silly abbreviations when it takes only a fraction of a second to type the word out in full. There....glad I got that off my chest ! I am a single Indian lady. I am well...
free thinking woman with no restraints or barriers to embracing and enjoying my life, financially independent and self sufficient and hasten to add can be dangerously bright and funny in the right company:)
I WILL WARN YOU NOW I HAVE A WELL TUNED SOCIAL CONSCIENCE so can hold a good debate (anyone care for an argument?) hahaha........
PS. if I do not reply please do not take offence beauty is...
small bubbly great sense of humour work hard and play harder so need someone with loads of energy to keep up. im 5 2 slim great sense of humour and hugh sex drive. I am also caring and affectionate with the right person. I like to get to know a little about the person I conect with and when I do they will never forget me
well about me...i am funny and cheeky sometimes naughty...;P
but i have a big heart....and big boobs..and butt...and yeah everything big on me...i am BBW...so if you looking for skinny and boney..i am definitely not for you...well if still interested...
.. because just gays and lesbians friends are around me for looong long time...)...getting forget, what is real sex and fun ...and already really miss the young straight tall guys...
WANTED!!!! Naughty, dirty, bad boy required by vivacious, outgoing, sexy, raunchy and attractive good girl. Must have own teeth, hair, be a non-smoker and possess a wicked sense of humour. Be willing to meet regular, take charge and must accommodate!! Is this you?? xxx Please, Please don't call me Babe Monday 17th March UPDATE. Sorry guys not looking to meet until after 6th April. Happy to chat and do the...
Ok a little about me... well i'm a 31 year old female looking for a bit of fun on the side! Only seeking no strings attached. I have not got a picture on display due to personal reasons but i'm not hideously ugly and will provide a picture if i feel interested enough in you ;-)
I'm looking for a friend as well as a lover, someone i can just...
Looking for a guy under 35 so if your older dont expect a response...sorry
Hi. I didn't think I had it in me lol, but here I am a married woman walking on the dangerous grounds. I am not looking to change my marital status, but what I am looking for is not only sensual fun, but intelligence and wit as these seemed to have disappeared from my current relationship.
I am well educated, like sports and music, but also have plenty more of...